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T-MOBILE regrets 2 inform u that the network has gone down on everyone except u.We regret 2 inform u that no one would go down on u.not even a network.

I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds ridiculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS.!

A French in a hotel in NY, phoned room service for some pepper.
Attendant: Black pepper or white pepper?
French: Toilette pepper!

If GOD gave me 24 hrs
I will spend 23:55 hrs with you
&
In last 5 mint
I will press ur neck and say
?Lets go togather Friend?

What is Depth of Friendship?
?
?
?
Its when you Best Friend runs with your Lover,
And you Miss you Best Friend.

Do u know similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent Girls?
Both don't exist

Warning:

Be careful when a boy tells you that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
This means that there is enough space
For other girls on top of his heart?