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Doctor: U Look Exactly LIke My Third Wife.

Lady: How Many Wives Do You Have?

Doc : Two...



MoRaL : Express Smart Ideas , SmarTLy .

What is the full form of
OBAMA??
.
.
O=Orignally
.
B=Born in
.
A=Africa to
.
M=Manage the
.
A=Americans

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If I was an artist,
you would be my picture!
If I was a poet,
you would be my inspiration!
If I was an author you would be my story!

But I'm only a cartoonist!

What is the difference b/w wife & Saali?

Saali is beauty,Wife is duty,

Saali is pension,Wife is tension,

Saali is yummy,Wife is vehmi,

Saali is pataka,Wife is sayapa,

Saali is cool,Wife is fool,

Saali is tuty fruty,Wife is kismat phuti,

Saali is fresh cake,Wife is earth quake.

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What is FASHION DESIGNING?


"TOO many Brains working on


TOO little clothes with


TOO many ideas on how to cover


TOO little 'AREAS';-)