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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you've always been...........
"A Headache"!

Several women appeared in court, each accusing the other of the trouble in the flat where they lived. The judge called for orderly testimony. "I'll hear the oldest first," he decreed. The case was closed for lack of evidence.

What did Tarzan think when he saw a dead Cheetah?
Wow! New Underwear.

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

When i call u;
1 ring means i?m thinking of u;
2 rings means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ??..pick d phone idiot!

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A Sincere Traffic Police Was Suspended From His Job.


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Why?

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B'coz He Charged D Ambulance 4 Over Speed.