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Heart can skip beat for a while.
Memories can be kept in a file
A Desert can replace the Nile
But nothing can stop a Smile
When your NAME comes on my Mobile

To the world you may be one person, but to one person you may be the world

If someone comes into your life and becomes part of you, but for some reason he/she could not stay, don't be too sad... be glad that your paths have crossed.

Har ek se achi baat karna FITRAT hai hamari,
har ek khush rahe ye HASRAT hai hamari,
koi hum ko yaad kare ya na kare,
har ek ko yaad karna aadat hai hamari

If I had a single flower for every time I thought of you I could walk in my garden forever, never finding the end.

Height of fashion?

Dhoti wid zip.

Height of secrecy?

Blank visiting card.

Height of stupidity?

Looking thru a keyhole of glass door.

Height of honesty?

Pregnant woman purchases 1 & a half ticket.

Height of de-hydration?

A cow giving milk powder.

Height of timewasting?

U reading the whole msg.

Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
one heart that would always beat for you
You know Whose???
your Own Stupid!!!