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There was this guy who told his woman that he loved her so much that he would go through hell for her.
They got married & now he is going through hell.

F..R..I..E..N..D

*Field of love*

*Root of joy*

*Island of GOD*

*End of sorrows*

*Name of hope*

*Door of understanding*

Dats wat U r 4 me :->

Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

VERY... Cute, Gorgeous, Genious, Goodlooking, Intellegent, One in Trillions...I think its enuff abt ME,wht abt U..

What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

Panic is when both are pregnant.

A physiological study has proved that

All the fools, donkeys, monkeys

Used their thumbs to read the messages

Don?t change your finger know its too late.

A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, "Is this some kind of joke?"