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What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?

Stress is when wife is pregnant,

Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,

Panic is when both are pregnant.

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rude text messages - Tumsa koi zamin par hua to - Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, Ek to jhel liya dusra aaya to kayamat hogi....

birthday text messages - Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, - Your birthday is the perfect day to say I care, because you will remember me when u certainly make it a big affair and when you do hold a party... I bet you will be the ...

cute text messages - yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen t - yestarday i ask my heart some thing is missing what happen to you. it says their is no heart i miss you my dear...

birthday text messages - It gives a lovely light! - My candle burns at both ends; It will not last the night; But, ah, my foes, and, oh, my friends- It gives a lovely light!...

funny text messages - Monday went on Tuesday - Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday......

hot text messages - DIWALI DHAMAKA Send Your - DIWALI DHAMAKA Send Your Girlfriend To Me Get A Child Free. Hurry 1st 10 Entries Will Get Twins.....

friendship text messages - POST:True Friend - POST: True Friend ELIGIBILITY: Loving Caring DUTY: To Love EXPERIENCE: Not Required SALARY: Never Ending Love JOINING: Immediately R U INTERESTED?...