![]()
Phone hilarious text messages hilarious sms messages and cool funny cute romantic sweet nice txt messaging for phone
What's the difference between stress, tension and panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
Tension is when girlfriend is pregnant,
Panic is when both are pregnant.
hilarious text messages,is,when,pregnant,wife,Tension
Previous Message | hilarious text messages | Next Message
get well text messages - Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon! - May the little flower, laying in gloom, Rise and bloom, Swaying endlessly, this way and that way, Morn to dusk, everyday. Get Well Soon!...
romantic text messages - If a raindrop would mean .. - If a raindrop would mean I love you and you would ask me how much I love you, i bet you that it would rain all day !...
funny text messages - Just 4 u - A GIFT FOR U I have a GIFT 4 u Plz close ur eyes . . . . . . 1 2 3 4 5 7 8 9 10 . . Cheater . . You did not close ur eyes . Now No GIFT 4 U ?BYE?...
cool text messages - Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai - Zindagi me her dum hastey raho, Hasna zindagi ki zarorut hai, Zindagi ko is andaz mei jiyo k, Aap ko dekh ker log kahen ?wo dekho? zindagi kitni khubsoorut hai...
friendship text messages - so a girl cn brek frendsip - 2eyes r best frend both w' blink togther,mov cry,csleep togthr,bt if c a girl only 1blink so a girl cn brek frendsip...
sexy text messages - it's sex with someone I love - Masturbation, don't knock it, it's sex with someone I love......
hot text messages - Inzamam dont understand english - It is said that inzamam dont understand english. Once commentator asked, Hay inzi your wife had a baby last week, is this true?. Inzi said, Bismillah Hir Rahman Raheem f...
Link Code:

![]()
hilarious text message hilarious phone sms text messages hilarious phone txt messaging
© 2009 free funny phone text messages and nice collection of free voicemail message ringtone download and a lot of sms and text msgs for you. privacy policy