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Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.

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nice text messages - Ravan was sent to court - Ravan was sent to court was asked to keep a hand on Geeta. He refused saying: Sita par hath rakh kar itni musibat aayi! Ab Geeta pe haath nahin rakhunga...

nice text messages - Main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta - Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi karsakta gharwale mana karrahe hai. Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche.....

funny text messages - Ek Bihari ko cycle ka paidal mila - Ek Bihari ko Raaste me cycle ka paidal mila aur use uthakar Ghar le aya. Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola ye sambhal ke rakhde, isme cycle dalwa lenge....

funny text messages - this is a chienese proverb - Talking Once with a genious person is equal to reading books for years this is a chienese proverb, so feel free to talk to me any time save year:)...

good morning text messages - Dhakka mat dein - Hum uth gaye hain jis jis ne Good Morning kahna hai wo line main lag jaye . . . kindly aik dosry ko dhakka mat dein . . jo aj rah jaye wo kal aa jaye!...

funny text messages - Sorry 4 late SmS - Sorry 4 late SmS Actually Police arrested me 4 killing a girl I swear I didn't kill her I just asked her Will U marry me? Aur Wo KHUSHI se Marr Gai...:-...

love text messages - I could fill a 1000 pages - I could fill a 1000 pages telling U how I feel, and still U would not understand.. So now I leave w/o a sound, except my heart shattering as it hits the ground....