hilarious text messages hilarious sms messages hilarious phone sms text messages

Warning:

Be careful when a boy tells you that he loves u from the bottom of his heart,
This means that there is enough space
For other girls on top of his heart?

HALLO, this is your mobile. There is no particular problem. I just
wanted to leave your pocket, want the smell is unbearable!!!

Teacher:

U idiots! At Your Age, Einstein Ranked First in Class. What about You???

Student:

Sir, At Your Age, Hitler Committed Suicide..! What about You???

All people in this world

Be it Indians or Americans
Be it Canadian or Australian

Atleast once a day
Stand on single leg for

*
*

Changing underwear!

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends.
You order what you want, then when you see what the other person has, you wish you had ordered that.

I don?t make jokes.
I just watch the
government
and
report the facts.

James Bond sent marriage proposal to Brook Shield, but she rejected his proposal,

Why?
?
?
Because she did not wat to be called "Brook Bond".