Phone sms & texts message - funny messages
A man was dying of cancer
A man was dying of cancer.
His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS.
He replied: “So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom”
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Difference between Dava & Daru
What’s the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend,
that comes with expiry date and Daru is like wife,
Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
Ek Bihari ko cycle ka paidal mila
Ek Bihari ko Raaste me
cycle ka paidal mila
aur use uthakar Ghar le aya.
Ghar laa kar Biwi ko bola
ye sambhal ke rakhde,
isme cycle dalwa lenge.
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A Pakistani Goes India
A Pakistani Goes India Ilegaly..
Security Officer Asks: Who Are You??
Pakistani: I’m Hindu..
Officer: Then Tell Me Name Of 5 Bhagvans??
Pakistani: Yasu, Panju, Har, Kabutar, Doli.. :-)
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2 Lovers plan to suicide
2 Lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind. Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.
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Sim activte karne ka tariqa
Ager telenor jazz Warid Ufone Vadafone Airtel ya ZoNG ki sim block ho gai ho to is ko activte karne ka tariqa ye hai
Frenchice ja kar dosri sim nikalwa lo!
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A boy and gal of 5th class..
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher “kya chote bachoon ke bhi bache hoote hain”?
teacher nahin kabhi nahin ” boy said to girl-dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi”.
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
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