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To Prove His LUV..

He Swam D DEEPEST Rivr!

Climbd D HIGHEST Mountin!

Crosd D HOTEST Desrt!

She-Divorcd Him…

Kabhi Ghar Pe To Hota Nhi Tha.

The Easiest Way

To Make Your

Old Car Run Better,

Is To Check

The Prices

0f New Car … !!

Teacher says to student, In Algebra
A=B
&
B=C.
It means A=C.

Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter.

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling,I’ve 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of MIne Whom I’m Going 2 introduce 2 u Later.

Boy : main last baar puchh raha hoon , tum mujhse shaadi karogi ??
Girl : Nahi
Boy : Soch Lo
Girl : Keh Diya na Nahi
Boy : Waiter , Bill alag-alag lana

A Smile costs less than Electricity.
But…..
Gives more light !!
So Always Keep Smiling….. &
Prove that u’re the Best TubeLight !!

INDIA KI REET…
Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR…
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR…
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR…
aur agar apne aap lele to… BaLaTkAar…