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Tmhara farz hai dalna
Tmhra Haq hai dalna

Acha lge to dalo
Bhrosa hoto dalo

Jaha mrzi dalo
Jsko mrzi dalo

Orat ko dalo
Ya Mrd ko dalo

“VOTE“

No visits…
no calls..
no sms’s…
no letters…
no missed calls..
I’m worried…

kya hua zoo walon nay dobara pakar liya kya?

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Card ka number hai load kar k Miss Call De Do …

Main ne bhi kar lia hai…

1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.

1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.

Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .

HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….

Laloo bada chalak hai
Nau baccho ka bap hai
Laloo bada nirala he
dasva ane wala he…
ye andar ki baat hai
isme Vajpayee ka hat hai..

Wife going to spain …
“What shoukd i bring 4 u?”
Husband: “A Spanish girl”
Wife leaves quietly.. . . .
on her return, husband asks: “where z my gift?”
Wife : wait for 9 months. . .