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Some time my heart ask me, why i like U? why i want 2 see U? why i remember U? why i lov U? why u make me lov? then my heart simply gives me ans, coz i lov cartoons.

2 aadmy quberstan mein bhethe the 1 bolla,
yeh log bure aaram se soten hein.
1 murda quber se utha our bolla,
kiyon na soen yeh jugha jaan de kur hasel ke he.

1 Saheli dosri se tmhara sabse zyada khayal kon krta ha?

Mera pati.

Or sabse acha kon lagta ha?

Tera pati

Ohhhhh!
Hmarì aadatein kitni milti julti hy

PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu

Taste dis SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Bush asks God:When will Iraq be mine?
God:Not in ur life time.bush cries.

Mushraf asks God:When will Kashmir be in Pakistan?
God:Not in ur life time.mushraf cries.

And i asked God:When will this reader get brain?
This time God cries,and says:Not in my life time.