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aSi kYa chEeZ He jISe HATH Me LETe HI mOu mE PaNI A jAta He?

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i lIkE THe wAy u thInK
BuT
it’S PicKLE(AchaAR)

Customer:-Bhai kab se wait kar raha hon
khana abhi tak tayar nahi hoa?

Hotel wala:-Bhai sahab khana to 3 din say tayyar hai
bas garam ho raha hai.

Ek Student Dusre Se:
Aaj Kuch Khatarnak Kaam Karne Ka Maan Kar Raha Hai

2nd Student:
To Phir Chal Kar Thori Parhai Karte Hein . . .

If your a Vegetarian to be nice to animals, why are you eating there food

Go down to c my heart.

Dekha.

Kitna saaf hay mera Dil.

Bole to aikdam aap k dimagh ki tarah

Wht Will A “DRINK” Calld If It Is Made By Pthan,

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Socho. .

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Nahi

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Let Me Tell U

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“Khocha Kola”

Man: Officer! There’s a bomb in my garden!
Officer: Don’t worry. If no one claims it
Within three days, you can keep it.