Phone sms & texts message - funny messages
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena
1 Jamadar Gutter Main Jhuk Kar Kachra Nikal Raha Tha.
1 Pathan Wahan Se Guzarte Huey Ruk Kar Bola.
Yar 2 Roti Mera B Laga Dena . .
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
What a pair of strange socks
Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing,
one is green and one is blue with red spots!
Sardar ji: Yes it’s really strange.
I’ve got another pair of the same at home.
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
You are crossing limits
Cheif justice: You are crossing limits.
Musharraf: Kon Sala kehta hay.
CJ : how dare you call me sala.
Musharraf : oh no no. I said kon ’sa law’ kehta hai !!!
Category : funny sms messages | Txts under: funny text messages
U can call me father
American child: hello mister
padri reply: u can call me father my child
bucha: acha to tm yaha ghom rahe ho aur mummy kehti he mujhe nhe pata tera baap kon he
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Thinking Of Lady Banker
Thinking Of Lady Banker …
Lagta Hy K Mere Husn Mein Kami Aati Jarahi Hy
Q K
Logo’n
Ne
Ab
Mujh se
PAISEY
Gin
Ker
Wapis
Lene
Shruu
Ker Diye
Hain …
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Ladki aur tea main saat qualities hain
Ladki aur chai (tea) main saat qualities hain
1: Garam Ho
2: color acha ho
3: Teez ho
4: Methi ho
5: Dodh zyada ho
6: Do mint main tayar ho
7: Raat ko sone na de.
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