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Son: Dad what is Sex?

Father got tensed but he explained everything.

SON: But dad how will I write all that in this small box of school admission form..?? :-)

1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”

SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA..”

Raat ko 3 tarah ke makhlooq
jagty ha…
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Bhoot Ensaanon ko daranay
k leay…
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Machar Ensaanon ko satanay k leay…
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Husband & Wife Abaady barhanay k leay…

What will jyoti call her grand daughter ?
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Simple POTI

Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
No?
Sure?
Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!

Do U know the fullform of COLLEGE- C-Come,O-On,L-Lets, L-Love, E-Each,G-Girl,E-Equally……Thats why boys go to college regularly….

Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?

Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.

Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.