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A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.

"Talking Once with a genious person

is equal to reading books for years"

this is a chienese proverb, so feel

free to talk to me any time & save

year:)

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

You know why Women starts with ?W?

Because all Questions start with ?W?
.
Who?
Why?
What?
When?
Which?
Whome?
Where?
.
.
Wife???

a stupid guy: "Excuse me sir, what time is it?"
MAN: "It's 3:15."
A stupid guy: (puzzled look on his face) "You know, it's the weirdest thing, I have been asking that question all day, and each time I get a different answer."

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog,

way dog,to dog, keep dog, an dog,

idiot dog, busy dog,for dog, 20 dog,

seconds dog! ...

Now read without the word dog.

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.