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Pakitan Means In 2008

P = Petrol 68.89 Rs Ltr

A = Aata 26 Rs Kg

K = Khud Kash hamle

I = Ilm Ki Kami

S = Sarko’n Pe Paani

T = Traffic Jamm

A = Awaam Helpless

N = No Electricity

Xams are there,
at the paper u stare;
the answer is nowhere,
which makes u pull ur hair.
The teachers make u glare,
the grades r not fair,
but just like the past 20 yrs,
WE DONT CARE !!

Apne pyar ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h jatane ki,

Apni khubsurti ko mat chupao,
ise zarurat h dikhane kia€|

Ab aur PERFUME mat lagao,
tumhain zarurat h nahane ki

Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. . The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you”and puts the phone down

Golden Words . . .

Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . .

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Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . .

Four guys
1 from Harward:
1 Oxford
1 Texas
&
a Sardar from Pujab university

1 common question:
What is the fastest thing in world?
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Qus; Condom Or Gandu mein kiya farq he,,?
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Answer; dono Lund per hi charte hain.
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kyu sahi kaha ne
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ab men tujhe kiya kahon
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Condom
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Ya..
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Gandu….@