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True bravery is 2 arrive home.....

Fully drunk......a late night out.....

& wife waiting with a jhadu and u ask:

Hey abhi tak safai kar rahi ho?

From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you?ve always been???..
?A Headache?!

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,

Try again,

Again,

Maybe you are..

Just not smart??

One more time.

Hey don't force it ugly!!!