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What's the difference between wife n neighbours wife?
Wife is a chocolate, can have any time. Neighbour's wife is like an ice-cream, shud hv immediately.

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birthday text messages - The day has come and it’s so special. - The day has come and its so special. Today is your birthday day, I wish you love, wisdom, and strenght, on this special day. Happy Birthday!...

cute text messages - Mujhay aise propose karo - Larki: Jan mujhay aise propose karo jaise aaj tak kisi ne na kya ho Larka : kamini zaleel I love U , mujh se shadi kar k mujhay tabah kar de kambakhat. ;-)...

naughty text messages - Teacher teaching algebra to student - Teacher teaching algebra to student A=B=C it means A=C sir asked 2 giv exampl 4 it student:sir i luv u, u luv ur daughter,it means i luv ur daughter...

love text messages - Loving without Intentions - Speaking without Ego Loving without Intentions Caring without Expectations Praying without Selfishness It's the sign of True Relation......

hot text messages - Judge Said To Pathan - Judge Said To Pathan: Tum Per Cycle Chori Ka Ilzaam Sabit Nahi Hua Lihaza Tum Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jata Hai Pathan: Tou Is Ka Matlab K Main Cycle Rakh Loon ?...

romantic text messages - U should do war & Never LOve - Fact Every thing is fair in Love War. But i suggest u should do war Never LOve. Becos in war either u live or die. But in love niether u Live nor u Die!...

cute text messages - Commerce professor asks the student - Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law....