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Wife going to spain …
“What shoukd i bring 4 u?”
Husband: “A Spanish girl”
Wife leaves quietly.. . . .
on her return, husband asks: “where z my gift?”
Wife : wait for 9 months. . .

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good night text messages - GOOD MORNING - GOOD MORNING soch Rahy ho k es wqt q? Yani ab tmHumko sikhao gy k kb subha hoti hy? HuM jb chahty hy UtHTy hy oR jb chahty hy solaty hai good night....

friendship text messages - Have a heart that never hardens - Have a heart that never hardens have a smile that never fades have a touch that never burnt and have friendship that never breaks....

cool text messages - Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, - Dil k Mehfil me ujala kijiye, Roz sweet se msg diya kijiye, Zindagi khubsurat ban jayegi janab, Apno k liye thora sa waqt nikala kijiye....

good night text messages - A day is going to end again. - A day is going to end again. It is nice to have a friend like U making my everyday seems so great. Thank U my good friend lastly good night n sweet dreams?...

short text messages - Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay - Husband: Meri BV Gum ho Gae Hay! Post Master: Andhay ye post office hay, Police Station jao. Husband: Maaf Kejeay Ga Khushi may Smjh nai a Rha Kidhar jaaon?...

romantic text messages - You made me miss you so much! - Whenever I miss You, Whenever I miss You, Stars fall down from the sky. So any day if you find the sky empty, dont blame me! Its all your fault; You made me miss you so ...

friendship text messages - u r 2 me - Flowers mean Honey Honey means Sweet Sweet means Desire Desire means Love Love means Friend Friend means ?YOU?...