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HUSBAND- Shall v Try A Different Position 2Nite?
WiFE- Xcellent Idea, U Stand
At Da SINK & Wash Da Dishes
& I’ll Lie oN Da SoFA & Watch
Da T.V….
funny text messages,Da,Dishes,Wash,SINK,Ill,oN,T.
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