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Three Possible Reasons, when A Man Opens his Car Door for someone.
1) The Car Is New.
2) The Wife Is New.
3) She Is not His Wife?
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christmas text messages - New is the year, new are the - New is the year, new are the hopes and the aspirations, new is the resolution, new are the spirits and forever my warm wishes are for u.Have a promising and fulfilling n...
nice text messages - A man is the head of the family - A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants....
sweet text messages - YOU ARE MY HEART - YOU ARE MY HEART,MY ALL PARTS OF MY BODY.SO EVERY DAY I MISS YOU,I FEEL YOU,EVERY TIME IN MY HEART....
good night text messages - Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi - Chamkte chand ko neend ane lagi, Aapki kushi se duniya jagmagane lagi, Dekh ke aapko har kali gungunane lagi, Ab to phenktay phekntay mujhe bhi neend ane lagi, Goodnight...
birthday text messages - Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki - Kay Teray Janam Din par Khuda Paak! Tujhay who sub kuch Ata karay Jis ki Tammanna Teray Dil nay Ki, Har who Khuahish jo teray labon par Machalti ho Poori Ho! Aur teri ye...
funny text messages - Before marriage & After marriage - Before marriage Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj mahal banana chahta hoon, Likin Mumtaz nahi milti. After marriage Takdeer hai magar kismat nahi khulti Taj mahal...
good morning text messages - Hv a nice day - Life is only traveled once; today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. Njoy every moment, gud or bad, coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself. Have a nice day....
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