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There is a sign in the toilet of the sex change clinic. It reads: We may never piss this way again.
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flirty text messages - REMMBER THESE WORDS - REMMBER THESE WORDS . LOVE DA LADY BUT DONT TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL SCREW DA LADY IF YOU TOUCH DA BODY YOU WILL BECOME A DADY...
flirty text messages - He came at night - He came at night, explored my body, got on top of me, touched me, he bit, sucked, swalowd, when he was satisfyed, he left, i was hurt, BLOODY MOSQUITO !!!!...
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cool text messages - MASTERPIECE - God created men first, coz you always make a rough draft before a masterpiece....
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love text messages - Love is like a mountain, - Love is like a mountain, hard 2 climb, bt once u get to d top d view is beauty...
