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A chinees couple have three sons,
When 1st son born, they named him HUE-CHING-CHONG,
When 2nd son born, they named him MUI-Zingh-Zhong,
But their third son is BLACK, they named him SOME-THING-IS-WRONG.

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good night text messages - Look?the moon is calling u ? - Look?the moon is calling u ? see the stars r shining for u.. hear my heart says: may Allah build for u a castle in heaven and made u eat from its fruits !!!! Good Night ...

friendship text messages - Jump off a bridge, - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn?t jump with them, I?d be at the bottom to catch them....

funny text messages - Beauty is not how you look - Beauty is not how you look, it is not how handsome u r, it is not ur figure too... Beauty is the inner self, so change ur underwear daily....

good night text messages - Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U - Here r 1000 Good Night KISSES 4U, take 1 now put d other 999 under UR pillow whenever U need 1, feel free 2 take 1, just remember its from ME... Good Night....

sweet text messages - When it hurts to look back - When it hurts to look back and you are scared to look ahead look beside you Ill always be there 4 you....

good morning text messages - Good Morning - Good Morning Ap ye soch rahy hongy k is waqt Gud Morning kasy? Simple Phone mera Paisa mere Mood mera Msg mera Tou marzi b mere hi hogi na...

rude text messages - Who is Mallika Sherawat - Teacher: Who is Sania Mirza? Student: Tennis player. Teacher: Good! Who is Mallika Sherawat? Student: Penis Player!!...