Phone funny text messages funny sms messages and cool funny cute romantic sweet nice txt messaging for phone
Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”
funny text messages,news,Bad,is,Good,The,Wrong,
Similar SMS & Text messages
rude text messages - Sex is like pizza - Sex is like pizza. When its good, its VERY GOOD. When its bad, its Still pretty good...
nice text messages - Life may be hard, - Life may be hard, Not always fun, When nights brings dark, Morning brings sun, When life seems tuf, Nobody seems to care, Dilse yaad karna, *I Will Be Always There*...
good morning text messages - I wish everything sails... - ,!'. / l','. _/ _.l.'_'.___ , _,_/,_',_,_,_,_,_,/_ I wish everything sails... smoothly 4 u 2day, 2morrow 4ever Good Day!...
christmas text messages - Christmas may be many things - Christmas may be many things or it may be a few. For you, the joy is each new toy; for me; its watching U....
funny text messages - Money can buy bed - Money can buy bed but not sleep Money can buy house but not rest So transfer all your money to my account be happy.......
christmas text messages - I hope you have a wonderful christmas - I hope you have a wonderful christmas have a great new year ! Hopefully santa will be extra good to you . enjoy your holidays !...
sweet text messages - I’ll give u one kiss to go to sleep - Ill give u one kiss to go to sleep. Ill give u two kisses to dream. Ill give u an endless row of kisses to, when u wake up in the morning, think of me....
