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Once Laloo wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them “Ji..could you tell me the time difference between Patna and Las Begas…”. . The man at the other end replies “One second sir…” and Laloo immediately replies “thank you”and puts the phone down

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sweet text messages - My heart is like a cottage - My heart is like a cottage Divided into two Outside for everyone Inside for u...

good night text messages - Good night my very special friend, - Good night my very special friend, I pray you lay in rest, And may tomorrow bring you Much love and happiness. Do not think of me?i m in ur eyes, in ur heart Good Night...

funny text messages - What a pair of strange socks - Teacher : What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is green and one is blue with red spots! Sardar ji: Yes its really strange. Ive got another pair of the same ...

cool text messages - I________You - I________You 1.Want 2.Love 3.Care For 4.Need 5.Hate 6.Kill 7.Help 8.Miss 9.Will Be With 10.Forget 11.Like 12.Slap Fill Any 1 For Me,Reply With Reason..?Send To Me..*.....

funny text messages - Depth of Friendship? - What is Depth of Friendship? ? ? ? Its when you Best Friend runs with your Lover, And you Miss you Best Friend....

good morning text messages - Its my pray 4 u - *=*=*=*=* * * w * * [_l_] l * *=*=*=*=* U R Under HIS care. it's my pray 4 u. ..May U be Happy always and GOOD MORNING.....

naughty text messages - Which Part of a man's body - Which Part... of a man's body has no bone full of veins loves pumping and responsible 4 making LOVE! ANSWER: HEART!!! But i luv the way u think......