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PAK has sent its MOST WANTED LIST 2 INDIA:

SINDH demands KATRINA

PUNJAB needs PRIYANKA

BALOCHISTAN demands BIPASHA

NWFP wants RANBIR N SHAHID KAPUR!;-)

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nice text messages - A man is the head of the family - A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. The neck turns the head exactly the way it wants....

friendship text messages - FRIENDS True friends - FRIENDS True friends are like Diamonds... they are real and rare. False friends are like leaves... they are scattered everywhere....

naughty text messages - Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain - 1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chorna mat....

friendship text messages - Never Ever Try - Never Ever Try To Examine Friend Ship Because Friends are Like Diamonds, When You Hit Them They Don't Break, But May Slip Away From Your Life''...

romantic text messages - Love is sweet poison - Love is sweet poison: .. Do not consume without your beloveds advise .. and keep out of reach of children .. and keep it in cool and dark place....

birthday text messages - Serious Problem—Shortage of Sugar. - Serious ProblemShortage of Sugar. This is because, God used all sugar to make you so sweet. Now spread ur sweetness on such a wonderful day. Happy Birthday...

good morning text messages - DON sab ko Deedar karwaye ga.. - Hum Uth Chuke Hein Jis Ne Bhi GOOD MORNING Kehna Hai Woh Line Mein Lag jayein . . . . Meharbaani kar ke aik dusre ko Dhakka Mat Dein Plz, DON sab ko Deedar karwaye ga.....