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The word "WOMAN" has "MAN" in it,
Mrs has Mr in it,
FEMALE has "MALE" in it,
She has "HE" in it,
MADAM has ADAM in it,
No wonder "MEN" always wanna be INSIDE WOMEN.
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funny text messages - Bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya - Ek bhikari ne hotel me phone kiya- . 1 pizza,1 plate biryani,1 plet rasmlai, bhej do. . Hotel- Kiske naam par bheje SIR? . . . . Bhikari-Allah ke naam par!!...
sweet text messages - Udasian jab tumhay sataen to soch lene - Udasian jab tumhay sataen to soch lene, Koi to hai jo tumharyi khatir andheron ko chun raha hai, Tumhary khwabo0n ko apni ankhon main bun raha hai, Koi to hai jo tumhari...
hot text messages - If 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me? - f 10 people care 4 U, One of them is me?. If one person cares 4 U, tat would be me again?. If no one cares 4 U, that means I M not in this world?...
romantic text messages - Kash mere pass vo alfaz hote - Kash . . . . . . ke mere pass vo alfaz hote jis se tumhain meri tanhai ka andaza ho jae.. miss u.....
short text messages - Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki Khushi - (.) _/\_ (.) // _/\_ (.) _/\_ (.) // _/\_ Itni KHUSHI Mere SMS Kay Aane Ki.. Bas KARO Warna Kamar TOOT Jayegi.. :-)...
good night text messages - When Nights are long & Friends are few, - When Nights are long Friends are few, I sit by my Window think of u. a silent whisper a silent tear. with all my Heart i wish you were here. Good night sweet dreams...
funny text messages - Heaven and Hell - Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife. Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani...
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