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Heaven is when u have German Car, American Salary, Chinees Food and Pakistani Wife.
Hell is when Car is Chinees, Food is German, Wife is American and Salary is Pakistani
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romantic text messages - I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I - I,Me, Myself, Yes me,I Really Truly Unmistakably Unstoppably Unavoidably Crazily, Think about you!...
naughty text messages - AM I CUTE? TEST - AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous...
good morning text messages - Have a nice day! - Morning greetings doesn?t only mean saying Good Morning, it has a silent message saying: I remember you when I wake up! Have a nice day!...
good night text messages - do not think of me... - do not think of me... i m in ur eyes... in ur mind... in ur heart... in ur soul... everywhere... ever if u want me.. just close ur eyes and listen i m saying.. i miss u....
funniest text messages - A kid says to teacher.. - a kid says to teacher:techer meri ammi ko bacha hojaye ga. teacher says: yes kid:meri anty ko bacha ho jayega. teacher yes. kid: teacher aap ko bacha ho jaye ga. teacher...
good night text messages - I wish that God would hold you tight. - I wish that God would hold you tight. I hope that angels would keep you in sight. Now just to make sure you feel all right, I?m gonna blow you a sweet goodnight....
sweet text messages - if an egg is broken from outside a life ends, - if an egg is broken from outside a life ends, if an egg breaks from inside a lige begins. Great things always begin from inside, so listen what ur heart says....
