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Begger: sir plz give Rs.6 for coffeee?

Man: Coffee? It's Rs.3.

Begger: 1 for my girlfriend and 1 for me..

Man: Wow!!U too made GF?

Begger: No sir..Gf made me...4 (......)

funny text messages,Begger:,for,Man:,made,Wow,me.

friendship text messages - SmS me everyday - Without Ur SMS'z my week's days are like : Moodoff day Tear day Waste day Thirst day Fright day Suffer day Sad day So SmS me everyday....

cute text messages - Going through Hell - If you are going through Hell then? . . . . . Then. . . . . Then . . Keep going.....

naughty text messages - LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED - Its funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED. Its like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered...

sweet text messages - Everyone wants to be the sun - Everyone wants to be the sun, that lights up your life. But Id rather be your moon, so I can shine on you during your darkest hour when your sun isnt around....

friendship text messages - People who love you - People who love you people who you love back people that will always be there for you through the good times and the bad they make you happy when you are sad they are an...

nice text messages - All Your Money - Money can buy :- a house not home, A bed but not sleep, medicine but not health, Money is dirty, it only cause pain suffering. SEND me all UR MONEY BE HAPPY....

cool text messages - help ever....hurt never... - help ever.... hurt never.... love ever.... hate never.... give ever... except never... smile ever... cry never... think me ever... forget me never...