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At a party, someone yelled: All married guys plz stand next to one person who has made ur life worth living.
The bartender was almost crushed to death.

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christmas text messages - May your world be filled - May your world be filled with warmth and good chear this Holy season, and throughout the year.Wish your christmas be filled with peace and love. Merry X-mas....

funny text messages - Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me - Girl: if u will try 2 kiss me, main shore macha dungi. Boy:Lekin yahan to dur tak koi nahi hai. Girl: i know but formality to poori karni hi padegi.....

funny text messages - Wht wil a drink called if made by pathan - Wht Will A DRINK Calld If It Is Made By Pthan, . . Socho. . . . Nahi . . Let Me Tell U . . . Khocha Kola...

cute text messages - The more you learn - The more you learn, the more you know, The more you know, the more you forget The more you forget, the less you know So.. Why learn....

funny text messages - Aaj eik zindagi aur jee lo!… - Aaj eik zindagi aur jee lo! Aaj eik sapna aur dekh lo! Aaj eik SMS aur karlo! aaj bas aaj! kiya pata? Kal Balance ho na ho...

short text messages - Thought Of The Day.. - Thought Of The Day.. Even If All The Musicians Join Together, To Create A Melody To Make Us Sleep : They Cant Win Over Our TEXT BOOKS ;-)...

birthday text messages - A smile is a curve that sets everything - A smile is a curve that sets everything straight and wipes wrinkle away hope u share a lots and receive a lots 4 days 2 come happy Birthday...