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An englishman, bihari & punjabi were standing on roof. They decided to throw down whatever was available in excess with them.
Englishman threw pounds, Bihari threw rice & Punjabi threw the Bihari down.

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short text messages - Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo - Golden Words . . . Kaam Ko Kal Per Na Taalo . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Jab Wo Parson Tarson Bhi Ho Sakta Hy . . ....

funny text messages - Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: - Colour of ur underwear reflects ur mood: Red: Wild Black: Sexy Blue: Romantic Pink: Seductive White: Calm Yellow: Time to change it......

romantic text messages - I Have A Heart for you - I Have A Heart Its True But Now Its Given From Me To You So Care It Just Like I Do Bcoz I Have No Heart And You Have Two...

love text messages - I?m a PAPER, - I?m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings, scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears. Don?t throw me after use but when u feel cold burn me to feel warm cause I Love you....

friendship text messages - We Will Always Be "GOOD FRIENDS" - 1 Advice Take Care 1 Request Dont Change 1 Wish Dont Forget Me 1 Lie I Hate U 1 Truth I Miss U 1 Hope We Will Always Be GOOD FRIENDS...

cool text messages - Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum - Jo judai mile to woh hai ghum, Jo dair se mile to woh hai paisa, Jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, Jo qismat se mile woh hain AAP...

funny text messages - MENTAL HOSPITAL - Hi! How are you? R you free tomorrow? Can you come to me because, Tomorrow we are Opening a New . . . MENTAL HOSPITAL Admission is free, Specially 4 you....