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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!
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cute text messages - If u read, - If u read, u owe me a HUG, if u delete, u Owe me a kiss, if u save, u owe me a DATE, if u return txt msg 2 me, u OWE me All, bt if u ignore, U r MINe! So wat will U do...
love text messages - if you love someone - if you love someone with all your heart and you cannot bear to be apart tell them now b4 its too late because not everyone has the patience to wait....
romantic text messages - I love you even more than when I started this sentence. - I love you even more than when I started this sentence. --@ A rose for you Because I love you...
friendship text messages - Frnds r like page in buk of life, - Frnds r like page in buk of life, Evry page wit diffrnt subject, Bt best frnds r d index pagd coverng evry subject..thnx 4 being index page of my life.....
flirty text messages - Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE - Hey! Cutie... ..yes YOU! you're smiling again Its bcoz i told u that ur CUTE hey...... Sometimes we need 2 lie Just to make some one SMILE!...
short text messages - Dont count wat u lost, - Dont count wat u lost, Cherish wat u have, B'coz past never returns, But Future may retun d Lost.......
dirty text messages - If you don't like oral sex - If you don't like oral sex than keep your mouth shut!!...
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