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Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!

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naughty text messages - I kept your name in my JOURNAL - I kept your name in my JOURNAL, and posted you in the LEDGER of my heart, you wont be classified as FIXED ASSETS, because the MARKET VALUE of friendship will never DEPRE...

cool text messages - HUGGING YOU - Last night I hugged my pillow and dreamt of you... I wish that someday I'd dream about my pillow and I'd be hugging you....

funniest text messages - 10 advantages of not having - 10 advantages of not having a LOVER.. 1.save time. 2.can sleep well. 3.Dont hav 2 bother abt missed calls.. 4.Dont hav to worry abt how u look.. 5.Can eat in any restaur...

short text messages - Do u want to know - 143 means? Do u want to know what it means? Press Down.. . Read the rest of this entry ?...

funny text messages - Give me money... - Begger: sir plz give Rs.6 for coffeee? Man: Coffee? It's Rs.3. Begger: 1 for my girlfriend and 1 for me.. Man: Wow!!U too made GF? Begger: No sir..Gf made me...4 (.........

naughty text messages - How Old is ur father - Tcher: How Old is ur father. Sunny: As old as I m. Tcher: How is it possible? Sunny: He bcom father only after I was born....

good morning text messages - Hi,now i am coming to meet u? - Hi,now i am coming to meet u? in the way of sun light? in the way of sweet breeze? in the way of good wishes? just to say good morning?...