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From Mon to Sun,
From Jan To Dec,
From birth till my death,
my feelings for you have never changed. For me, you?ve always been???..
?A Headache?!

Can v do romance in the evening today?

I'm in a good mood
Just a little bit of kissing and biting

reply me soon!

urs lovingly

"MOSQUITO"

Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

An engineering student to his sweeper brother: I have got degree, I have got knowledge, I can sit in society. What do you have?
Sweeper: I have the job.

The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass & flowers 2.
If rain makes all things beautiful
why doesn't it rain on you?

when i call u;
1 ring means i'm thinking of u;
2 rings means i like u;
3 means i miss u;
4 means ........pick d phone idiot!

Gal: Do u have any sentimental love cards?
Shopkeeper: How about this card, it says 'To the only boy I ever loved'
Gal: Great! I want 10 of them.