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Ques. -> Can a Kangaroo Jump Higher than the
Eiffel Tower.??

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Ans. : Yes, because the Eiffel Tower Can’t Jump…
Think different.....

Ortho Surgeon to Patient :
“I’ve Good news and
Bad news for you.
The Bad news is
I Amputated the Wrong Leg.
The Good news is Your
Bad Leg is Getting Better.”

Doctor- Mrs.Megha, Good News for you!!
Megha- What Do you mean by Mrs.Megha? I'm Unmarried.
Doctor- Ohh ok. Miss Megha, Bad News for you!!

Santa kissed his GF in park

Gf: Plz ye sab shaadi se pehle

Santa: Oh Soniye Don't worry I'm married

Wife : Kal rat tum nind me muje galiya de rahe the
Husband : Tumhe galat-fehmi hui he

Wife : Kaisi galat-fehmi?
Husband : Yehi ki me nind me tha

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u’ll always be SMILING!

Wat words starts with'S' n ends with'X'. It has a lot of ups n down movements
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I know wat u r thinking perfect.
it's SENSEX...