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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.

Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.

A scientist cannot b a president,but kalam did it.
A conductor cannot b a superstar,but Rajini did it.
A monkey cannot operate mobile,
but u mere lal, mind blowing….. (u did it)

So sweet is ur SMILE…..
So sweet is ur STYLE…..
So sweet is ur VOICE…..
So sweet is ur EYE…….
See how sweetly I LIE!!

Full form of maths

M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students

Dinner Main Paaye Kha Rahe The..

American Ke Hath Me Bakri Ki Zuban Aa Gayi..

American Bola: What is This..??

Pathan Bola: This is Language..

Porpose karne ka naya style..! Chand ko toor donga, Suraj ko phor donga, Tu ek bar bar haan karde buss.. Pahli wali ko chor donga!

A person asked a SARDAR,
“Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?”

Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae

Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay
meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!