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Begum: Mujhe kisi mehngi jagah le k chaliye na ji.

Shohar: Chalo tayyar hojaoo..Petrol Pump chalte hain.

GEO MUSHARAF..!

First the engagement ring, then the wedding ring, then the suffering

A Good Friend comes 2 visit u in the hospital wid flowers n goes.
A True friend Sits near u n says: O Yaar! nurse bahut solid hai…
aaram se theek hona!

Admi Dukan Dar Se:
Zara Jaldi Se Mujhe Ek Zanana Chapal Dijiye

Dukandar: Nap Batayen?

Admi: Nap To Me Lana Bhul Gaya
Khair Aap Meri Kamar Per Nishaan Dekh Len

Hi, Doing nothing? Then Make a Place, 4 Me in ur Heart!! I May come there any time! Ur’s Faithfully, “HeArT aTtAcK”

At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

Do gadhe aapas main baat kar rahe thay
Pehla: Yaar mera malik mujhe bahut marta hai.
Doosra: to bhag kiyoon naheen jatay
Pehla:Bhag to jawoon lekin yahan mera FUTURE BRIGHT hai
malik ki khoobsurat beti jab shararat karti hai to woh kehta hai
teri shadi gadhe se karadoonga isi umeed say ruka huwa hoon