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Wife:”Tum ny kahbi socha hai k meri shaadi kisi aur sy ho jati to kitna acha hota?”

Husband:”Nahi! Main kisi aur admi ka bura nahi cha sakta”

Sardar : Apne bete se bola,
Baywaqoof…kaisa machis lay k aaya hai,
ek bhi tili nahin jalti.

Beta : Kya baat karte ho papa, sab tili test kar k laya hun.

Sardarji opens his lunch box
in the middle of the road….why ?

Just to confirm whether he is going
to or coming back from the office

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I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE:-)

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun ‘Sa Law’ kehta hai?

1st friend: roz subha 15 larkiyan mera intizar karti hain…
2nd friend: wo kaisy???
1st friend: main GIRLS college ki van ka driver hoon.

Ek Kutta subah se sham tak
bhonkta raha bao baobaobao
baobaobao
bao baobaobao
bao bao baobao…
Vo to bechara kutta hai,
tum kyu bhonk rahay ho ?