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Aaj kal Larkiyon ke kapray

Yahan se less
Waha se Less

Kabhi sleeveless
tou

Kabhi BACKLESS

Or Koi Larka
Ghuur ke Dekhay
tou bolain gi

“ohhh How
Mannerless“

Hum dono main cute kon?
smart kon?
dashing kon?
sweet kon?
handsome kon?
yeh sab tum tow hoo nahe saktay tow bachaa kon…?

What is the difference between a battery and a woman? …… A battery has also a positive side.

Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.

Its on 1st of April. Surprised?

Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.

chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

Us Piyari si surat ka aik bar dedar de
Tarap raha hai jo yaad main ab aur na intazaar de
Chahay awaz na suna ae zalim magar aik miss call tou mar de

dOOR gaon, main jab

maan baap sotay nahi they,

to bacha kehta hai,

so ja bapu

so ja.

warna ek aur ho jayega.