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when a girl licks her lips she is thirsty,
when boy licks he is tharkey.

WARNING: mobile phones causes radiation and it results in brain damage!
But you are safe.
It only effects people with brains!
How lucky you are, no brain no stress!

Who is HOT?
Its U.
Who is CHARMING?
Its U.
Who is Sweet?
Its U.
Who is Darling of Milions?
Its U.
Who is a Liar?
Its ME!
Hee..Hee..Hee.....

One guy suddenly got up in a plane and said Hijack!

Everybody raised their hands.

Then suddenly another guy from other side got up & said HiJohn!

Crazy people...