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Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, “How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
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birthday text messages - Happy Birthday, Enjoy New Year - Happy Birthday , Enjoy New Year, Happy Easter, Good luck on Valentines, Spooky Halloween Merry Christmas Now bug off and dont annoy me for the next 12 months!!!!...
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