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A person asked a SARDAR,
“Sardar Je Pareeshaan Kyun Ho?”

Sardar JE : Ooo mera chotay betay ki waja sa
mere nokrani pregnent ho gae

Person : Woh kaise?
sardar JE : Merey betay nay
meray condom main sorakh kar dia tha!!

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sweet text messages - hum to muhtaj hein aap ke piyar ke - 100 bewafai kabool he 1 WAFA ke leye 100 aansoo kabool he 1 HANSY ke leye hum to muhtaj hein aap ke piyar ke 100 DUSHMAN kabool hen 1 DOSTI ke leye....

friendship text messages - Jump off a bridge, - If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn?t jump with them, I?d be at the bottom to catch them....

love text messages - Loving without Intentions - Speaking without Ego Loving without Intentions Caring without Expectations Praying without Selfishness It's the sign of True Relation......

cool text messages - Sugar melts in water, - Science has proved that Sugar melts in water, So please don?t walk in rain, otherwise i will lose such a SWEET friend like U...

funny text messages - Husband 2 Wife - Husband: Darling, years ago u had a figure like Coke bottle. Wife: Yes darling I still do, only difference is earlier it was 300ml now it's 1.5 ltr....

short text messages - I LOVE U - I LOVE U I WANT U I LIKE U I MISS U I KISS U All these sentences r the examples ofPRESENT INDEFINITE TENSE. HA HA...

cute text messages - Is this her first child? - Sardar on phone: Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking...