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There are two cows in the field
1st cow: are you afraid of mad cow disease??

2nd cow: naaaa! it can’t affect me because ‘i am a rabbit’

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birthday text messages - Day Of Snow And Songs - Its the Day Of Cakes Candles, Snow And Songs.. Celebrations Decorations, Laughter And Love.. ITS UR BIRTH DAY !! HAPPY BIRTH DAY...

christmas text messages - Heap on the wood! - Heap on the wood!-the wind is chill; But let it whistle as it will, We'll keep our Christmas merry still....

birthday text messages - In my past life, god said a gem - In my past life, god said a gem is going to be born on (date) and i give u a boon that u get to be this beautiful gems friendcouldnt ask for anything more but thank the ...

funniest text messages - When the traffic light is red - Why do the number of traffic accidents with stupid blond girls increase at April 1st? .. When the traffic light is red they think it is a joke...

cool text messages - Your relation is like paktel - Your relation is like paktel ?dil to 1 hay? Your Ove like telenor ?Chaho kuch barh k? Your sincerety like Haleeb ?garah to hay? Your smile like twist ?Hila k rakh de? yo...

birthday text messages - Heard you are celebrating - Heard you are celebrating a belated birthday this year. Bet all those other fools sent cards on time....

romantic text messages - Falling in love is when - Falling in love is when she falls asleep in your arms and wakes up in your dreams !...