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I’m @ the police station now been done 4 drink driving.Urine sample was positive so I nicked the sample.they r now doin me 4 taking the piss

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funny text messages - Buyer to seller - Buyer to seller : Is it pure honey ? How do I know if it is pure honey ? Seller : Give the dog some honey .. if the dog doesn?t lick it, it is pure honey Buyer :What if ...

text messages jokes - Have you ever seen an owl - Angry Boss: Have you ever seen an owl? Employee: (looking down) No Sir... Boss: Don't look down. Look at me....

cute text messages - Commerce professor asks the student - Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: Father in law....

hot text messages - Jab sweet girls achi naan lagain - jab t.v acha nan lage ghar wale ache nan lagain sweet girls achi naan lagain yahan tak k mun pasand khana acha nan lagay tu tu kia ???washroom jao yaar pait main garbar ...

hot text messages - Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye - Ek Morghi ne 3 Anday Deye or Dua mangi bacha naik nikla Kuch dino ka bad bacha nikla No1. Bacha Namaz Perhta huwa Nikla No2. Bacha Tasbi parhta huwa Nikla No3. Anday say...

naughty text messages - AM I CUTE? TEST - AM I CUTE? TEST call, if i m cute miss call, if i m gorgeous Text back if i m pretty Text a joke if i m charming Just ignore if u r jealous...

good morning text messages - Is pyari si subah mein, - Is pyari si subah mein, pyare se mausam mein, pyari si koyal ki awaaz, pyari si hawaaon mein, sabse pyare insaan, aur sabse pyare dost ko meri taraf say Good Morning ka ...