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Husband to Wife: I am going Out for Five Days.

Wife: Ok But Dont suprise me by coming back early,
Otherwise You will be Suprised…..>

funniest text messages,Wife:,back,coming,by,early,me

birthday text messages - Baby happy birthday to hope - Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health, more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..always take care and i love u so much....

nice text messages - Difference between Monkey & Donkey - What is the difference between Monkey Donkey ?Monkey saves this message Donkey deletes this message.Choice is urs.....

short text messages - Democratic difference bw USA & PAKISTAN - Democratic difference b/w USA PAKISTAN In USA U can kiss in a public place but can't susu. In Pakistan U can susu in a public place but can't kiss:-)...

nice text messages - Our Relationship Like - U R My DAWLANCE { Q k dawlance reliable hai } My PEL { Aj B Kal B } M Ur SUFI { Jo Naam Hai Eitmaad Ka } Our Relationship Like KISAN { Itnna Khalis jitna pyar }...

love text messages - If 10 people care 4 u - If 10 people care 4 u, one of them is me, if 1 person cares 4 u that would be me again, if no 1 cares 4 u that means i m not in this world....

romantic text messages - How 2 fall in love ? - How 2 fall in love: 1. fall but dnt stumble; 2. b consistnt nt persistnt; 3. understnd but dnt demand; 4. share nevr b unfair; 5. Hurt but never keep d pain....

funny text messages - Sarda ka radio kharab hogaya - Sarda ka radio kharab hogaya khol kar dekha to andar aik mara hova choha mila ye dekh kar sarda guse se chilaya lo sala singer hi mar giya te phir kya chale ga....