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A Sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, Waiter comes with the order, Surdar:Murgi di taang kithe hai? Waiter:Woh langra tha. Surdar: Dil? Waiter:Dil murgi le gayee. Surdar: Dimaag? Waiter: Murga SARDAR tha!!!

funniest text messages,Surdar:,Waiter:Dil,murgi,Dil,

hilarious text messages - KNOWING YOURSELF - Make yourself a better person and know who you are before you try and know someone else and expect them to know you....

good night text messages - GOOD NIGHT - G. Go 2 Bed O. Off d Lights O. Out O Tension D. Dreams Come N. Nice Sleep I. Ignore Worries G. Get Up Early H. Have A Nice Day T. Thank God Always...

cool text messages - I wana keep 3 things - I wana keep3 things: . . The SUN . . The MOON . . .My frndz. . . Sun4 daytime. . . Moon for night time. . . U.My dear frnd4LIFETIME....

cool text messages - Your relation is like paktel - Your relation is like paktel ?dil to 1 hay? Your Ove like telenor ?Chaho kuch barh k? Your sincerety like Haleeb ?garah to hay? Your smile like twist ?Hila k rakh de? yo...

romantic text messages - Love,i wish i didin’t know you - Love,i wish i didint know you in the 1st place.so that when ure gone, i wont be missing u like this..gosh,just how i wanted to be with you.girl, i miss u...

funny text messages - A man was dying of cancer - A man was dying of cancer. His son asked him: dad why do you keep on telling everyone that your dying of AIDS. He replied: So that when i die no 1 will touch ur mom...

good night text messages - Goood Night - No matter the sky is black or blue, . No matter there?s stars or moon, . As long as ur heart is true, . Sweet dreams will always b with U GoOoOoOoD NighT...