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A boy told his friend,
“yar aik larki mujh ko hans k dekh rahi hai”.
Friend answered:
“Sahi se dekh,
hans k dekh rahi hai
ya
dekh k hans rahi hai :-)”
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Ek sawal…14FEB VALENTINES DAY ko log AISA KYA KARTE HAI KI THEEK 9 MAHINAY BAAD 14 NOV KO “CHILDREN DAY” MANANA PADTA HAI.
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Kehte hain: Car mein aagay wali seat
par baccho ki vajah se HAADSE hote hain;
Or peeche wali seat par
HADSON KI WAJA se bacche hote hain..
So, plz. Avoid CAR..
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Lips Bhindi ki tarha,
Gaal Tamatar ki tarha,
Eyes Matar ki tarha,
Poora Face Gobih ki tarha,
Ya Allah Ek hi Dost diya,
Wo bhi Subzi Mandi ki tarha!!!
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Teacher: i am beautiful. which tense is this ?
Puppo: obviously the past tense. haha
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Tum
Achey
Imandaar
Sundur
Samajhdar
Khobsurat
Dimagh walay
Ho…. Read the rest of this entry ?
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Catch her by her waist…
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a …
…nice drink…PEPSI
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