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Father: Tumhe kaisi biwi chahiye?
Son: Mujhe chand jai si biwi chahiye,
Jo raat ko aaye aur subha chali jaye…

U picked me up,U took me home,U put ur hands around my waist,U took off my top,then U put ur lips om mine. THANK GOD im a bottle of PEPSI.

kyunki bank ke uper likha hota hai
hum aap ke khuwabon ko haqeeqat main budlen ge

Doctor: Kya taklif hai?
Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai.
Doc: Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!

1 day u’ll B srprisd 2 c ME beside U.
U & ME laughing,
U & ME crying,
U & ME dreaming,
U & ME holding on,
U & ME…
just U & ME sitting in a MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U.

DREAM makes all things Possible
HOPES makes all things work
LOVE makes all things beautiful
SMILE makes all the above workpossible
So ALWAYS BRUSH UR TEETH!

Molvi Sahib: Jis Jis ne boyz k sath sex kya hai usko qayamat k din
usi boy ko apne kandhay pe uthaa karr pull-saraat paar karna hoga.

Ek Pathaan zor zor se ronay lagga phir achhanak hansne lagga, logo ne poocha ye kya baat hai ?
pathan bola mujhe bahut se larko ko kandho pe uthana hoga leken phir socha k mein khud bhi tu Gul khan k kandhay parr hoonga :) :))