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A Little girl asked a call girl
Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what‘s your business
Call girl said : kuch nahi
bus chota sa “ Hole sale “ ka business hay

God created the world in SIX days But took him centuries to come up with someone as beautiful…. as U!

Girl to Mom: Ammi ammi aaj main collage nahian jaoon gi
Monl: Lakin keun
Girl: Larkay TANG kartay hain
Mom: Chal jhutti Larkay to KHULLI kartay hain

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahihihihihihihihihih
ihihihihihihihihihihihihihohohohohohohohohohohohohohohoho nothing special my friend,
just your face come in my mind. ha ha ha ha ha ha

One night, Mooch was making love for the first time after the wedding. She saw it all on TV but the husband was like, “Man, you cry lke the virgin but you know how to give it all to me, in all angles to fuck it”

Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day
Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I’m in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito

No matter how high the sky is,
How deep the ocean is,
How strong the wind is,
How wide the river is,
I just want to tell YOU….
They’re none of YOUR BUSINESS!!