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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?

Cotton candy?
nope!
Chocolate syrup?
nah!
lemme c…
how about sugar?
hmmm….
nope!
damn!
still can’t find anything as
sweet as YOU!.

app hamareee gali main aayaa thora sa sharmaya thora sa muskuraya thora sa ghbharaya ur phir zoor say bolay ! ” allah k naam pe dede baba”

AM I CUTE? TEST call if im cute miss call if im gorgeous Text back if im preety Text a joke if im charming Just ignore if ur jealous

Why did God Create U before Me….? Ans: Bcause he wanted to Create a SAMPLE, Be4 Creating A *Master-Piece* He! He! He! Hu!! Hu!! Hey!! Hey!!

“when i call u,one ring means I m missing u,2 ring means,i like u,3 ring means i m thinking of u,4 ring means i need u,5 ring means…..IDIOT PHONE UTHA