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Life is pretty much unpredictable.
I may not live long enough
but I won’t miss out letting you know
that life is worth living with someone like you around.
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Those innocent eyes… Those kissable lips… A great smile… The perfect walk… Smoothest talk… Absolutely gorgeous.. Thats enough bout me-How r u?
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Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow
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In heaven together we were in a big hall. An Angel told us to write our sins before going in, but before l could start writing any thing l heard you caling for ”EXTRA SHEET”. Stay Cool.
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I want to share everything with you
I want to share everything with you, your sadness, your happy moments, every single second of the day.
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